My Story

My Story
By Scott Wilson
Word Count: 210

You won't believe it, but about a month ago in the woods behind my house. I was out for a walk when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt like a million dollars, and I knew that soon I would have to do something about it. My friend Emily had called me the previous day, and told me all about Michelle's problem with that stranger in town, and I was a little worried about what would happen. Then, all of a sudden, I saw in a blinding flash what I realized was the awful truth, and right then I broke wind! I remembered what Emily had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not forget my manners. Very calmly, I bent over and threw up and waved my arms in the air. Before I knew it, several people were watching me, and I knew I really liked being naked. So you see, I really was thankful that I acted sensibly, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

Signed:
N.D Clothes